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PostSubject: Jokes4Ur health   Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:17 pm

Hey guys this topic is about jokes here you can post some of your funniest jokes (Doctor tip:Laughting decrease the risk of depression)These are my favorites.

What did one wave say to the other :Nothing they just waved

What did one street light tell the other: Dont look at me im changing

Where do onions fight? In the onion Ring

Where does the salad get drunk? In the salad bar

What did one apple say to the other: Nothing apples dont talk :B
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes4Ur health   Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:12 am

[What did the carrot say to the orange?]
[Nothing.]


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes4Ur health   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:17 am

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how do you kill two jews????? put a penny inbettween then and watch them fight till the death


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes4Ur health   Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:22 am

Dude if your gonna be rude please dont come in this topic again.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes4Ur health   Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:12 pm

Oh I laughed for some time at this one.

There is a German, Scotsman and an Englishman who go to a hotel

First the German guy goes in and asks the person at the desk "do you have any rooms" the person at the till responds "yes only a haunted one" he says ok and he goes up to his room. He hears a voice saying "Im gonna eat your head Im gonna eat your legs" and the German jumps out the window and kills himself.

Second the English guy goes in and asks if there are any rooms the guy says "only a haunted one" he says ok goes up, hears "im gonna eat your head Im gonna eat your legs" so he jumps out the window and kills himself

Third the Scottish guy asks if there are any rooms the guy says "only a haunted one" he says ok, he goes into the room and hears "Im gonna eat your body" he searches around the room then he finally opens the cupboard/wardrobe and.............THERE IS A MAN SITTING THERE EATING JELLY BABIES

Thankyou very much :L
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes4Ur health   Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:25 pm

RM_2020 wrote:
Oh I laughed for some time at this one.

There is a German, Scotsman and an Englishman who go to a hotel

First the German guy goes in and asks the person at the desk "do you have any rooms" the person at the till responds "yes only a haunted one" he says ok and he goes up to his room. He hears a voice saying "Im gonna eat your head Im gonna eat your legs" and the German jumps out the window and kills himself.

Second the English guy goes in and asks if there are any rooms the guy says "only a haunted one" he says ok goes up, hears "im gonna eat your head Im gonna eat your legs" so he jumps out the window and kills himself

Third the Scottish guy asks if there are any rooms the guy says "only a haunted one" he says ok, he goes into the room and hears "Im gonna eat your body" he searches around the room then he finally opens the cupboard/wardrobe and.............THERE IS A MAN SITTING THERE EATING JELLY BABIES

Thankyou very much :L
Laugh OUT LOUD! Very funny man.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes4Ur health   Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:17 pm

guys check out this vid it is hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3xptoBLYEc&feature=related
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes4Ur health   Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:38 pm

LOL THAT VID IS SO FUNNY AND RANDOM XD
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes4Ur health   Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:07 pm

this one is halarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
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